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My Whole Foods Meltdown

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Jul 09, 2020
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Hi, everybody! How's it goin'?

Before I get started, I want to give you a heads up that there's a photo of a bare butt (not mine) later in the letter. I just want you to know in case you're reading this at work or something. But, in general, you should probably know that anything I do could potentially involve butts. Just sayin'.

Anyway, I hope you had a …

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